St. Patty's Day.

Are you a catholic? Do you even know who St.Patrick was? I can honestly say no to both,but other layers of this onion I know far too well.To the initiated (who believe) we know this Catholic ritual date is no accident of astrological birth.As the end of the winter season draws nigh,and the coming "super moon" looms,we survive in the wake of Japan's brutal proof of the cosmic ebb and flow of this present eons growing pains,nestled somewhere within the epochs of galactic birth and ultimate death. Yet between the recent catastrophe and the "looming" catastrophe we see St.Patty's day firmly planted and snugly rooted many,many moons ago.
       (To the discernible) the modern rituals performed in honor of this supposed patron saint are a controlled mass poisoning, hearkening the spectre of Jim Jones,though he more quickly and painlessly thinned his herd.
     For the sheep who are unaware the Vatican rules beer. To create a link from one racket to the other makes good cents/sense,and if that is where the farce ended we would be fine because we expect that from organized religions,but of course modern American beer is a toxic concoction designed with many purposes in mind,and death (though premature) is last on the list.
     The laundry list of somewhat humorous symptoms include: diminished glutes, man-boobs,and raging estrogen levels.A red-blooded American males choice of beverage is chocked full of feminizing agents. In 2011 a man is more likely to be raging with P.M.S from a life of beer drinkin' than just an old school angry drunk. But on a positive note as sperm counts fall because of the mass feminization,so do the crime rates.
    Alcohol related illnesses caused by Vatican hooch are a slow and agonizing death that you pay for with your own money and life essence while your Vatican Overlords(for whom you now willingly serve because you have been warned) sit drinking their life prolonging red wines. But today the slave can become the master. To vino, my friends and believers.